And there’s actual overtaking in the first race. Hurrah!
2. Madonna adopting second Malawian child
The war on Angelina Jolie is definitely on!
3. Malaysian cyclists pick up silver and bronze medals at the World Track Championships
Two more Datukships coming right up!
4. Rihanna gets tattoo of a Gun
It’s supposed to scare away, you know, useless boyfriend and stuff…
5. CSI’s Marg Helgenberger files for divorce
Apparently she dusted off her own hubby’s fingerprints at places he shouldn’t have been at. Haha, I’m kidding of course.
6. Three Stooges film to be made!
And it will star Jim Carrey, Sean Penn and Benicio del Toro. I’m all laughs already.
7. Kim Kardashian revealed to have cellulite
In another shocking news, Scarlett Johansson was revealed to have a hint of a pimple. Sheesh…