A month of sports and parties by the beach in Brazil? We're in!
2. David Letterman apparently had sex with staff member
Man, he wasn’t kidding with all the Viagra jokes!
3. First clown goes into space
No, it’s not George Bush, but Cirque du Soleil owner Guy Laliberte.
4. Lady GaGa cancels gig tour with Kanye West
Smart girl, she obviously doesn’t want to get interrupted all the time.
5. Transformers to return with 3rd film in 2011
With double the ‘pout power’ by Ms Fox. We hope!
6. Kate Beckinsale is named Sexiest Woman Alive by Esquire mag
Based on this photographic evidence, it’s hard to disagree…
7. Russell Brand and Katy Perry are officially a couple
Their cute Hollywood combo name? “Plain F******* Crazy”.