… you call football “soccer”.
… your reply to the question, “what is your favourite team?”, is: “I QUITE like Spurs”.
… you support “Brazil” – even in the EPL.
… you go to a mamak on a Saturday night, and ask them to switch the channel to HBO.
… you only check the weekend matches results on TUESDAY.
… you need to ask what the default jersey colour of Liverpool is.
… you watch it if there’s nothing else on TV.
… you have enough sleep during World Cup month.
… you get your footie info from HOT and GALAXIE magazines.
… you support TEAMS, and not any team in particular.
… you support the LEAGUE, and not the teams.
… you describe a football player (any football player), as “cute”.
… you ask if Steve Archibald is still playing.
… you subscribe to the Mustika package, but not the sports package.
… you don’t go crazy during bloody International Week.
… you put up stickers of BOTH Man U and Liverpool on your car.