But imagine how awesome-r it would have been with Ricky Gervais hosting!
2. Khloe Kardashian and NBA star Lamar Odom tie the knot
After only three weeks of courtship! The things people do for ratings these days…
3. Titanic up for a 3-D re-release
Just edit out the close-ups of old Rose, ok?
4. Liverpool on a hot winning streak
And we don't need any "injury time" to do it!
5. Pamela Anderson in big debt, owes USD1.2m
Let’s start a fund for Pam! Come on guys, you know we owe her one way or another…
6. Enrique Iglesias and Anna Kournikiva to finally wed
This is sooo exciting. If it was 2002, that is.
7. Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel to climb Mount Kilimanjaro for a good cause
The good cause? To stick it to Brad and Angie, apparently…