1. Kim Kardashian and boyfriend Reggie Bush get almost naked for GQ
It’s what famous people do when they’re bored, apparently.
2. Liverpool just a point behind Man U now
Can you say, “choke!!!”?
3. Bruce Willis marries girlfriend Emma Heming
And speaking of old grooms…
4. Harrison Ford to marry long-time partner Calista Flockhart
Apparently Calista has finally reached the ideal weight for marriage.
5. Megan Fox confirms breakup with Brian Austin Green
…by moving out of their shared home. What took you so long, girl???
6. Rihanna & Chris Brown sex tape is somewhere out there
And it is said that Rihanna’s into kinky stuff, like using umbrellas and stuff…
7. Obama appears on Jay Leno’s show
In local news, Najib Tun Razak announces that he will be on Chit Chat Azwan. Amboi, amboi, amboi…