1. Guns 'N Roses Chinese Democracy is finally released
And pigs are actuallly flying! Woohoo!
2. Paris is single again
And what about another video, huh?
3. Bruce Willis sues Malaysian company
It’s even on TMZ.com. We have finally arrived!
4. Michael Jackson becomes a Muslim
Now you really have to cut out the weirdness, Wacko Jacko.
5. Pete Wentz and Ashley Simpson welcome baby boy…
And name him Bronx Mowgli Wentz. Good luck kid!
6. Hugh Jackman named People mag’s Sexiest Man Alive
It's the costumes, dudes!
7. David Spade now reportedly dating Nicolette Sheridan
Shortie is a stud. Confirmed.