Wednesday, November 26, 2008

The 2008 Unsexiest List by MZULKIFLI.COM


Solange
Being Beyonce’s sibling doesn’t give you a free pass to sexiness, does it? Aloof in persona and apparently fashion-blind, it’s all so wrong for Solange.


Denise Richards
It pains me to say this, but the ‘Wild Things’ hottie is now just a Whiny Little Thing, as can be seen on her reality show ‘It’s Complicated’ week in and week out. Hey Denise, zip your mouth and unzip more clothes, will ya? Nothing complicated about that.


Khloe Kardashian Annoying sidekicks/sisters are never sexy.


Katy Perry

So she’s got a couple of cool songs. But over-flakiness is always a turn-off. Sometimes you just have to “maintain ayu” a bit.

unsexiest

Pink
Ditto.


Posh Is she even like, a real person? Devoid of the ability to smile and doing pretty well in her impersonation of a stick, Mrs Becks has got a lot to do to bring the, um, sexy back.
unsexiest
Amy Winehouse
Not that she was a trouser-troubler before, but now she’s the official “bahan” to tame any unwanted erection.


Madonna

Shock! Horror! But Guy Ritchie is right, Madonna’s a maniac, and not in a good way. So great that she looks after her body, but too much of anything can be a bad thing. Please Maddie, you just need to be a bit more… human.

unsexiest

Lindsay Lohan She’s a lesbian lah.


1 comment:

Ikhwan said...

Jay Leno once reported that Amy Winehouse is receiving specialized care in a British hospital for a skull fracture.... in the USA the condition is commonly known as 'Crack Head !!'

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