God, please don’t let him turn out to be another Ben Johnson…
2. Queen of Pop Madonna turns 50
Thank you for the music Maddie. The movies… not so much.
3. EPL returns!
Ah, life is normal again
4. Mother of all by-elections kicks off in Permatang Pauh
With sex and violence to boot. And people complain about Avril Lavigne?
5. Latte at 8 returns to 8TV
But was it necessary to actually burn people for ratings?
6. Ellen DeGeneres marries girlfriend Portia de Rossi in LA
Not on their wedding gift wish-list - vibrators...
7. Butterfingers finally release new album Kembali on their own
And love the quote in the papers: “These major labels don’t do anything for you”. Ouch!