Apparently she used BFF Paris’s discount card. Meanwhile…
2. Lindsay Lohan gets away with a day in jail for drunk driving
Apparently she used Paris’s friend-get-a-friend privilege card. Speaking of which, here’s…
3. Paris on the cover of GQ Germany!
Amazing what prison does for one’s, um, beauty…
4. Jenna Jameson quits the adult film industry…
…and takes out breast implants. But I have no idea why this is cool.
5. Datuk Siti and Datuk K celebrate first anniversary
And no, she ain’t got no bun in the oven. So stop asking!!!
6. Gay rules!
As in, Tyson Gay, the US sprinter. Dude won the 100m world title with a time of 9.85s.
7. DVD-sniffing dogs Flo & Lucky awarded with medals by Malaysian Govt
At least we know these VIPs won't be corrupt : )