Enuff said, really.
2. The Beckhams finally arrive in LaLa Land to much fanfare
But please stop calling it soccer. It's FOOTBALL, ok?
3. Lindsay Lohan gets out of rehab…
… and goes straight to Vegas to party. I’m guessing that’s not a good thing.
4. Katharine McPhee wears Inai
5. The world’s tallest man ties the knot
The bride's now automatically in the Mile High club.
6. Malaysia actually scores a goal against China in the Asian Cup
Am I the only one who sees the glass as slightly full?
7. Britney denies dating her own bodyguard
Hey, at least it would have been an upgrade from a backup dancer…