He’s signed a contract that’ll keep him on the show at least until 2076.
2. Liverpool to get spanking new stadium
Finally! The greatest British club ever should also have the best arena.
3. Paris enters studio to record new music
A cover version of Jailhouse Rock would definitely sell…
4. The Simpsons Movie rakes in US$72m
Nudity pays. Even if it’s an ugly cartoon character.
5. Iraq wins Asian Cup for first time ever
Saddam’s “win or face torture” program finally paid off!
6. Eddie Murphy to wed girlfriend Tracey Edmonds
It makes better sense for him to marry the girlfriend that didn’t have his baby, huh?
7. Heidi Klum takes it all off for latest issue of Arena mag
Yeah, she did make it work indeed.