Tuesday, June 12, 2007

MZ 2.0’s The Unsexiest List

So okay, I had earlier promised to come up with MZ 2.0’s own 20 Sexiest Women 2007 list, but before that, allow me to “honour” the 10 that basically does nothing for me,
for one reason or another…

10. Sarah Jessica Parker
‘Cos when I look at her, I think of that 80s series Square Pegs. Even Jimmy Choos can’t help.

9. Reese Witherspoon
The chin, the chin!

8. Cameron Diaz
Too quirky to be sexy for me. Her Princess Fiona gig hasn’t helped either.

7. Gwen Stefani
Again, quirky chicks are not sexy. Entertaining? Yes. Trouser-troubling? Nah…

6. Kate Moss
I’ve seen more stimulating pieces of wood in my lifetime…

5. Stephanie Chai
That incredibly annoying voice is just too much to ignore. Euughhh.

4. Gwenyth Paltrow
Painfully pale. And boring. Yawn.

3. Sarah Michelle Gellar
Getting jiggy with Buffy? Pass...

2. Keira Knightley
Not worth fighting pirates for in my books. Even piranhas will probably spit her out...

1. Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen
‘Cos they’ll always be teeny weeny cuties in my eyes. So please lah, cover up kids! I don’t need to see your bits!


Nicholas Sagau said...

Gwenyth Paltrow & Cameron Diaz? are you kidding ah?!

M.Zul said...

I've given my reasons. so deal with it! : )


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