And oh, performers that finale night had a combined age of 12,654 years…
2. Federer to play Sampras in KL later in the year
Much better than that Man U vs Malaysian Suckers, I mean "Selection", match!
3. The new Joker revealed
I’m scared already….
4. Metallica man Lars Ulrich and Gladiator actress Connie Nielsen get a baby boy
Bryce Thadeus Ulrich-Nielsen is his name. I can see the dude leading a rock band already!
5. Angelina Jolie appears in a dress which is not black!
They should make some commemorative stamps or something…
6. Another USD100m plus movie opening courtesy of Pirates
SUMOlah has also made 100 million… rupiah.
7. Keira Knightley reveals her wish on a radio show…
“I would love to have tits! I would love to have Monica Bellucci’s figure, I’m never going to get it. I’m naturally who I am.”
The 3 Uncoolest Things
1. Lindsay Lohan arrested for Driving Under the Influence
Police also found cocaine in her car. Doomed even before she turns 21.
2. EPL season ends
Now we have to make do with Premier League Snooker…
3. Kurt Cobain appears in unauthorized Dr. Martens ads
There are other Nirvana members who are still alive, you know???