Borat celebrated by having a bit of "sexy time". High Five!
2. PS3 launched worldwide
Good thing Christmas is still far away, huh?
3. French Spidey strikes back!
Would've been cooler if he had a black outfit on, though.
5. Ellen DeGeneres to launch own greeting cards
Yes, there will be a "Happy Mommies Day" line.
6. Britney's out of rehab...
... and K-Fed's off babysitting duties. "Phew!" for him.
7. Valentino Rossi wins Spanish MotoGP
The Doctor's in... but with the same ridiculous hair, unfortunately.