1. Papa Jahat mania
Google it! NOW. And I don’t mean the song.
2. Borat the movie to get a sequel
Wowoweewa! But no more naked fat slobs, please.
3. Jessica Simpson turns brunette
To escape the dumb blonde tag, apparently. No, it doesn’t quite work that way Jess.
4. Liverpool bought over by Yanks
Now the Reds can buy Shevchenko. Kidding!
5. Malaysia a one-trillion trading nation
But somehow I don’t feel so rich. Do you?
6. Six Nations rugby
Sure beats watching that other brutal sport on Supersport – handball.
7. UK’s Daily Mirror re-launches website
But where are the babes??